Thank you for your consistent overuse in the workplace. Side effects of no pharmaceutical drugs in our solar system can compare to the thick atmosphere of confusion you create on a daily basis.
I particularly enjoy pausing at various points throughout my workday to reference copious amounts of old documentation in a futile attempt to find your true meaning.
Please keep up the good work. Continue to blanket my world in meaningless character combinations until one day I snap and speak only in numbers for the remainder of my days.