It is tempting to believe the cute little mobile app when it tells me me I’ve burned 570 calories in the last hour when I know the only thing I’ve done for the last 60 minutes is laugh on the phone with my sister while eating a snow cone.
Fitness trackers are fabulous though some are not entirely accurate. Keep this in mind if you use one. Several studies (this article goes into detail about one: https://www.livescience.com/59242-how-accurate-is-your-fitness-tracker-really.html) have demonstrated just how inaccurate data from fitness trackers can be (like calories burned). Until these mainstream devices are consistently providing valid data, avoid making decisions regarding your health and/or diet based solely on the data received from these devices. Privacy may also be a concern in regards to the data collected on users of fitness trackers. Data regarding vitals, location and level of activity is valuable and could be used in a variety of ways that you may or may not approve of (e.g. investigations, estimating lifespan, and determining eligibility for programs).
Here is an example of an email signature quote:
Vice President of Marketing, ABC Corporation
“Morality is the basis of things and truth is the substance of all morality.” – Mahatma Gandhi
Email signature quotes often include some type of idealistic or moralistic message. These messages will often receive a very warm reception when they are delivered by those who are globally held in high regard due to their lifetime contributions to society but when they are delivered by a person who does not meet this criteria the tone of the entire email changes.
Take John Doe for instance. If John is known for gossiping about others or berating employees who take a lunch break then quoting Gandhi in his email signature is probably going to unleash some serious mockery.
Proceed with caution.
Thank you for your consistent overuse in the workplace. Side effects of no pharmaceutical drugs in our solar system can compare to the thick atmosphere of confusion you create on a daily basis.
I particularly enjoy pausing at various points throughout my workday to reference copious amounts of old documentation in a futile attempt to find your true meaning.
Please keep up the good work. Continue to blanket my world in meaningless character combinations until one day I snap and speak only in numbers for the remainder of my days.
After installing, uninstalling, reinstalling, cussing, taking periodic naps and then tearing up just a little, I finally gave up trying to install Web Deploy v3.6 with Visual Studio 2015, it just isn’t going to happen in my lifetime.
Just in case you run into this same issue, the information below may help you.
When attempting to install Visual Studio 2015 and Web Deploy v3.6 (as administrator), I received the following errors via the interface and logs regarding Web Deploy:
- Registry key not found. Key = ‘SOFTWARE\Microsoft\IIS Extensions\MSDeploy\3’; variable = ‘webdeploy_x64_en_usmsi_902_DetectKey’
- There is a problem with this windows installer package the script required for this install to complete could not be run.
After following 809 centillion online suggestions to no avail I finally gave up and instead installed Web Deploy v3.0 with Visual Studio 2015 and all is right with the world. As of August 2017, Web Deploy v3.0 is still available for download here: https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/download/details.aspx?id=30436
!@$#%! #42! @#$%$! &^53!!
The expletives noted above are the nicest thing I can say about the user guide I read today. An hour of my life gone. Why? Because the user guide was incomplete. Oh the horror of it all!
I could have used the hour in question to eat ice cream, do volunteer work, knit badly, play my guitar even more badly, plant flowers or read a sweet book. Instead I wasted the hour wandering aimlessly around in a user guide thinking the answer I sought was hiding in there somewhere.
It all started when the “Status” of my web application document transmission was “Not Detect Four”. Hmmmmmm. This status left me with only questions. I really had no idea what this status meant, so I gravitated toward the beacon of false hope: the pretty blue user guide link.
I was giddy with delight when the user guide actually opened. Within it I found an entire section dedicated to “Document Status”. A detailed list of each document status and the definition of each one was neatly aligned within a gradient table. Five different status scenarios were listed but was the status of “Not Detect Four” listed? Of course not. Do you know why? Because some little weirdo maniac who wrote the user guide years ago intentionally left our the status of “Not Detect Four” in a sick attempt at driving everyone in the future mad. Success.
After all these years of writing applications, creating user documentation and using applications, I believe I have completely misunderstood the true meaning of the user guide. I was under the impression the user guide was the end all be all of an application. This is an incorrect assumption on my part and I have corrected my internal definition of the user guide to mean a nice fluff piece about any random event occurring in space and time within the boundaries of our universe.
We recently went through a great deal of troubleshooting for an issue surrounding the scanning of, and later the unsuccessful attempted viewing of, an Adobe PDF. Below I outline the exact issue and resolution that worked for us in case you encounter the same problem (in an attempt to prevent you from drowning in the same pit of horror that we endured, I can’t believe we didn’t die).
- User scanned a 2 page document into Adobe Acrobat Pro (the issue occurred with multiple versions up to and including version 11)
- The size of the resulting PDF was very small: 100KB
- User uploaded the PDF to a web environment
- The user was unable to view the PDF from the web server via a browser (the user would get a clocking white screen)
- The user was unable to view the PDF from the web server via Adobe Acrobat (the user would get an Out of Memory error)
- All other users experienced the same symptoms as the original user when attempting to view the PDF from the web server via a browser or via Adobe Acrobat
INVALID SOLUTIONS WE ATTEMPTED:
- Verified the auto rotate feature was turned off in the scan settings
- Verified the orientation of the scanner matched the orientation defined within Adobe Acrobat
- Uninstalled, reinstalled 4 centillion versions of Adobe Acrobat on user machine
- Verified Adobe Reader was not present on user machine
- Cried a little
- Uninstalled, reinstalled the scannier 8 billion times
SOLUTION THAT ACTUALLY WORKED:
- Open Adobe Acrobat Pro
- Select Edit > Preferences > General > on left select Internet > Deselect “Allow fast web view” > on left select Documents > Deselect “Save As
optimizes for Fast Web View” > select OK
- Rescan document with these new settings
- Go on a really, really, really long vacation and do not send a holiday greeting card to Adobe this year
My last trip to Las Vegas, NV was like all prior trips – crazy fun. The city is 24/7 entertainment, the folks are fantastic and the surrounding landscape is absolutely beautiful desert.
I see Las Vegas as an unusual island-like place since the extreme heat of summer often isolates the city with everyone corralled safely under magnificent lighting and air conditioning from the dangerous desert conditions.
In such a close environment I expect there to be a greater unspoken pressure to care for one another but like all other communities, this sometimes isn’t possible even with the best of intentions and some people suffer due to a myriad of reasons. The visual impact of someone in need, standing quietly in 115 degree desert heat, in the center of excitement and fun has quite an impact on my heart.
I haven’t found a mobile application or web site yet that seems to be as immediate and verifiable as something like the hire-a-driver-on-demand mobile application Uber in terms of “hit a button and get results now”, probably because complex solutions are often in order when it comes to people in need. Even so, I will continue to seek out this magic button and if I do not find it then, as a computer programmer, maybe I will write one someday that has the potential to be an epic failure:) Until then, wherever you are, help someone. You will be glad you did. If you are a freak introvert like me then here are a few ways to help others without having to actually torture folks with your weird self:)
- That good book you just finished, leave it on a park bench with a note.
- On holidays, leave colorful cards with money in them in areas like bus terminals, park benches, public restrooms, bike racks, etc.
- Whatever city you are in, know where the rescue mission is so you can take them food, money or clothing (or order the items online and have them delivered). Many already post needed items on their web sites. I will be placing an amazon.com order for this wonderful little place tonight: http://www.vegasrescue.org
- Contact a church and ask for a shopping list for any church members they may have in need, get the items and leave it at the church, or order the items online and have them shipped directly to the church. Many churches will already have a list of needed items on their web site.